Call me twisted, but I think this article by science fiction author John Scalzi from 2004 is hilariously funny.
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Between April of 2006 and June of 2007, I lost 130 pounds. I managed to keep it off until August of 2008, when it started to find its way back. Now I'm on a mission to lose what I gained back and keep it off for good!